I laugh everytime.
holy fucking shit
oh my god
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WAIT SO I JUST ASKED MY MOM.
AND IF THIS POST GETS 1,000 NOTES AND IF I CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET
I WILL GET A CAT
A
FUCKING
KITTY
C A T.
I KNOW OMFG THIS WILL GET NOTHING BUT PLEASE I AM B E G G I N G YOU I USED TO HAVE A CAT BUT NOW I DON’T BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK AND JUST FEELINGS BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I SWEAR I’LL CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET I JUST NEED 1000 NOTES BECAUSE MY MOM IS STUBBORN LIKE THAT PleASE.
i give up on writing headcanons omg
omg why are you so nice this was my first
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill








